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I guess you are saying that you do not need customers! LOL. And, you will always need help, but you won't seek it out until it's too late. Anyways, you are the type that will never stop from trying to say the last word, so I'll just stop here and let you talk to yourself... All this bantering...

Yes, I'm the crazy one!!! LOL Fact is, without me your software would have never got to the next level, I appreciate being able to help out. Now go make some money selling to folks that have Journal 3. And if you need me my testimonial, I would be happy to. My shop has always worked, it was the...

Hours of MY FREE help is what fixed your software and made it work with Journal 3, and your correct, I will not work for free anymore!

Ya know, I met you because of the way you treated our Ukrainian friend and that abrasive personality never stops! Ever. I bet it's tough to have friends. One credit and one credit only, you did a great job on figuring out how to cache Journal 3.

Opinions are like assholes... My 'fell off the truck' site has sold me 88.7K worth if fragrances this year. How many cache programs has yours sold you?

Attractive? It looks a crap load better than your sites... I was thinking the same about your site. Show me a theme that will blow my mind and I'll consider it... Plus I have built it exactly like I want and it functions exactly as I want.

Hell yes I'm beating my chest... Off topic? Maybe.

Well, with some tweaking and fixing a ton of little issues, this idiot has managed to get a PageSpeed score using open cart and Journal 3 to 93 on mobile.... Just a few weeks ago it was in the low 30's.

Hi Andrey, I turned on Static Assets and I was wondering where it stores these files so I can see if it's working. Thanks

OK, serpent_driver is the King Daddy of Litespeed Cache! Not only is this faster than greased lightning, it's the only program to warm cache for my iPhone! My iPhone is finally lightning fast! I can cache 2500 URLS with eight UA's in under 20 minutes!

Man I tried, it must have been my lack of oxygen, brain damage and old age combined!

Sorry guys, but my whole point has been missed. I guess I failed at explaining it....

Nope, it does not explain why on my Desktop computer I can access a page using Chrome and it loads in a few seconds, I then take the same computer and emulate Safari/Mobile UA and it's 5 time slower accessing the exact same page.

Of course I don't get it, why else would I waste everyone's time! You may get it - I don't Plus show me the EXACT reason you explained in an earlier post that would tell me why one UA is five times slower than another? Exactly where did you explain that so I can read it?

I'm using https://www.octoparse.com/octapars web scraper, not his program.

OK, I'm using a scraping program to warm my cache. I can tell the scraper what UA to use and if I use any of the Chrome versions (60 thru 97) it scrapes quite fast. I take the exact profile and change it to any IOS or safari version and the scrape time drops to about FIVE times slower! So why...

So once a page is cached then the issue of memcache no longer applies?

What special modules?

telnet localhost 11211 Trying ::1... telnet: connect to address ::1: Connection refused Trying 127.0.0.1... telnet: connect to address 127.0.0.1: Connection refused

memcache and memcached is checked